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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Misty eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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