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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Misty eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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