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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gizmo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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