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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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