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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Millie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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