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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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