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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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