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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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