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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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