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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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