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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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