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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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