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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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