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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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