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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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