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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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