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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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