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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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