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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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