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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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