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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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