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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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