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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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