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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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