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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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