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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Worf eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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