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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Worf eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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