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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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