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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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