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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻
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