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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻
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