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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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