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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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