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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dixie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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