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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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