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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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