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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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