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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Missy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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