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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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