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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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