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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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