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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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