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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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