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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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