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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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