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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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