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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘
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