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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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