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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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