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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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