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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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