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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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