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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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