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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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