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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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