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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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