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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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