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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛
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