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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡
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